Today, I went to a local pet food and accessories store with my coworkers. She wanted to buy EVO dry and Wellness canned food. By the chance, I asked the clerk whether they sold cat trap.
That knowledgeless cleak:"Why do you want to buy a trap?"
"to trap a cat." i said.
"What? you wanna trap a cat then kill it?"
"NO, I WANT TO TRAP a stray cat THEN SPAY HER THEN RELEASD HER LATER BACK." (OMG, 怎麼有人聽到TRAP就想到KILL")
"A cat can reproduce 3 times a year." I added.
買完evo順便幫一個小姐上了一下課 因為那個小姐手拿小貓砂盆 跟抓一包HILLS omg hills oh, brother, 所以給他講一下
很可惜要上班 不然就把它講清楚
付錢的時候 跟同事講中文
我說 她們不知道甚麼叫做TNR 還以為我要殺貓 (白癡 白癡我講在心裡) 那個是各東方女生 很可能是中國人 所以故意講給她聽 管你懂不懂 北七啦
我們另外一個同事更好笑 她說 "她也不會想想 谁會買那麼貴的飼料去殺貓啊!"